Timmaaaay!

Made me chuckle and orgasm.

30 incomplete projects

Best: Eric Black
Worst: Bob the Cat

The selection in the bio/toon page was terrible. I had to scroll through a lot of people to get to the next one because it kept resetting after each toon. Sometimes toons didn't stop and went through one or two of the next ones.

Actionscript - use it liberally.

nice knockoff

Am I the only one who can't unlock 'the lair'? i've beaten 'hot jump' twice, once after restart, am i dumb?

i like these

you have level 12 reversed, in case anyone is stuck

very nice

i'm sorry you got such a low score (comparably speaking), maybe because it was your first submission or maybe because a lot of twitch voters can't get their heads out of their asses. a fucking zebra race that takes 5 minutes to put together gets a 4 and is on the front page, same goes for newgrounds rpg. this game beats the shit out of both of those. don't let this discourage you, it's a great game, great coding and i hope you get dog of the week. keep on keeping on.